Two buzzards that Hank sometimes encounters. Wallace is an old buzzard, and Junior's father, and he is very harsh and mostly has negative relationships with others. Unlike Junior, Wallace is rarely kind to anyone and is constantly looking for things to eat. He doesn't seem to like Hank much, but sometimes acts decently towards him. Junior, Wallace's slow and clumsy son, is more timid than his father and has a stuttering problem. He loves his father but often makes Wallace angry by being cowardly, being friendly towards other animals (who Wallace says they should rather think about eating), and generally being bad at being a buzzard. Wallace also loathes Junior's love of singing.